Boundaries of a good ‘booty call’

Apparently the term ‘Netflix and chill’ is the millennial version of the 90s slang ‘booty call’ but for the sake of those who do not know what that means, we will keep it simple.

When someone says ‘come on over’ and it’s night time, usually there are expectations of a little ‘supmn supmn’, happening at the end and that supmn usually ends up with naked people playing twister on a bed.

For a successful Netflix and chill or booty call - safe sex is a must. Use contraception everytime.
Safe sex is a must.

The Urban Dictionary defines a booty call as ‘an invitation to meet for casual sex by a phone call or text message etc.’ An invitation to knock boots and play tonsil hockey is extended and you trim up all the key areas, wear an outfit that screams ‘I’m available’ and head on out. Before you get undressed though, there are some things to know if the booty is your duty.

For a succesful Netflix and chill or booty call always text - do not call.
Avoid awkward situations — text, don’t call.
  1. Contact takes place after 10 pm. After the children have done their homework and are asleep.
  2. Text, do not call. Calling may be awkward to navigate if people are around.
  3. There is no meeting of family and friends. Nope, it is not that kind of relationship.
  4. Afterwards, do not leave any belongings at the house. Not even a toothbrush.
  5. Check out time is 3am. Do not stay until the garbage truck comes in the morning.
  6. Safe sex is a must. Wrap it up and keep it wrapped even if you get comfortable with the person.
  7. There should be no “hi how is your day?” kind of conversations. That would take it from ‘booty call’ to another level.
  8. Do not start snooping on social media for information about the person. The only thing you should make sure of is that they are STD free.
  9. Do not think of going out in public. Unless it is to a drive-thru because sex tends to give some people the ‘munchies’.
  10. Don’t try to play ‘investigator’ when you get to their apartment. If you happen to see other people’s clothes there, just understand that Tuesday and Thursday may be your night but that does not mean your ‘booty duty’ is exclusive.